Flash Fiction Challenge 1: Fire of the Gods

I took the Penmonkey challenge.

Your story will be titled: “The Fire of the Gods.” 1,000 words or less.

Here goes nothin'...

Rainy Days

Day 3 of spring break.
Day 3 of rain and more rain.
And mama is out of wine.
So? A playlist.
Because sometimes you have to embrace the suck.

50 Shades of... *blushing*

It started with random internet comments.

... have you read it yet? ...     ... it's totally porn...     ...bondage?...     ...it's just Twilight fan fiction...     ...OMG You! Must! Read! It!...     ...it's horrible...     ...it's a must-read!...     ...I couldn't put it down...     ... it's all about sex!

Surely I'm not the only one...

Ever have one of those days where it's not a bad day but it just leaves you feeling like you want to go all Gilly on someone?

Sorry.

 

Yeah, me too.

Life Lessons from an Oompa-Loompa

Well, maybe not from an Oompa-Loompa exactly. More like a life lesson from Charlie Bucket. Brought to me by an awesome Oompa-Loompa.

That's my Oompa-Loompa right there.

Keep Out!

Of my uterus.